A lot has happened in the last couple of months, but I feel like I need to share a story before I update!
Last night Byron took me to the last Twilight movie, Breaking Dawn Part 2. We got to the movie pretty early to guarantee a good seat. We were all ready go with our popcorn, drink, and Sour Patch Kids. Of course we finished all our food before the movie started. The theater started to fill up, and people (girls) began to sit around us. The movie finally started. It was pretty good and about half way through I whip my head in Byron's direction. No one else had heard the little squeak of "air" coming from Bryon's "cheeks". Byron and I exchanged looks and a couple of quiet giggles. So, lets fast forward a bit. We near the end of the movie, the battle scene, which is loudest 5 minutes of the whole movie. Immediately following the end of the battle scene just happens to be the most intense, and shall I mention DEAD QUIET part of the movie. For some odd reason (which I will never know) Byron decides that NOW, the quietest part all night , is the time to "release some pressure"...If you know what I mean. Me, and all the girls around us were, I'm guessing, a bit frightened to hear 3 thunderclaps coming from my man's...you know!! I look at Byron with wide eyes and he looks at me with a mischievous grin. He then says, " BaaAAAABBBbbbEEEeee!!" In the kind of tone that leads people to believe it wasn't him, and it was me!!!! Now, at this point we a watching everyone around us laugh, giggle, and whisper. This laughing, giggling, and whispering includes Byron and me. Honestly, tears were coming from my eyes, not from the toxicity (thank goodness it did not smell) of gas passed... just so you know. The last 15 minutes of the movie and after we left were spent laughing. I am surprised I don't have a six-pack of abs, because I really should. Anyway, I informed Byron I will never forget this incident.... I have now made it my mission to gain revenge.
Isn't Byron so lucky to have found a girl like me!
